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If it were up to the kids they would be in charge from birth. They are for the frist few years. They rely on us, the adult, to care for their every need. Then they begin to rely on themselves more and more as they get older. They hit the first teenage years and they begin to think they can conqure the world. The adults are no longer needed because they feel they are adults, yet they ask for money, rides, help with their homewiork, clean cloths and etc.

KIds grow up and forget the parents have enough funny stories about them to last a life time. How easly they forget.

I have one kid who at the age of four sat on the toilet so long, singing, his legs fell a sleep. He began to yell "Dad, help me. I cant feel my legs". I looked at him and said whos in charge now? This is the kid that is asking for gas money now.

I have another kid who ate the front collar of his shirts from the time he had teeth till he was about five. He would say, after he ate all his shirts, that he did not have any shirts to wear. He would ask why we would not buy him new ones. We, mom and dad, told him he was not going to get any new ones until he quit eating the old ones. Whos in charge now?

I have another kid who I got on film when she was about two, picking her nose and yes she eat it. She took her time and though about it first. I guess she could not figure out any other way to get it off her finger. I can not wait till her senior year. Whos in charge now?

I have another kids who gave her sister a ride down the street on her back. About half to where we were going she sliped and fell face first into the graval. She is still mad at us for running and picking her little sister up first. Whos in charge now? She still has the scar on her nose.

The last kid, but not the least, could not find her underware for school,so she wore a pair of her older sisters underware. She also wore a pair of loose shorts. By the end of the day the underware were hanging out the bottom of the shorts. Baby needs more underware. Whos in charge now?